BySynopsis:
Veteran police detective Ray Ferguson (Regis Philbin) is a week away from retirement. He’s put away some of the worst crooks in New York City’s history. He and his wife are about to close on a new beach home and live out their lives in style on Long Island when suddenly his new trainee is brutally murdered with an ambiguous looking foam comedy prop. It’s the latest in a string of murders by a nefarious new serial killer (carrot top) bent on taking down all ‘funny’ comedians in the city. Ferguson decides to postpone his retirement for one last case…
Release Date: 12/25/2035
MPAA Rating: NC-17 (for intense sequences of violence and adult situations)
Running Time: 394 minutes
Studio: TMA Films
Cast & Credits:
Directed By: Michael Bay
Written By: Burt Reynolds
Starring
Regis Philbin: Ray Ferguson
Carrot Top: Unnamed Villain
Little Richard: Police Commissioner
Ellen DeGeneres: Lilith Ferguson (Ray’s Wife)
Chuck Norris: Himself
Paris Hilton: France Ferguson (Ray’s Daughter)
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I like it.
It reads somewhat similar to my synopsis for the cop thriller “Fudge n Beans”. I too would’ve had Michael Bay directing so I can get some nice slo-mo shots of something (maybe a cop car) flying through the air while the protagonists gaze upwards in awe.
Precisely why I chose Michael Bay. He’s the perfect director for a hilariously awful movie such as this… wait, what am I saying… this movie would be wicked awesome!